natasha's profileLowry Asylum for the Com...PhotosBlogLists Tools Help

Blog


    25 May

    retial therapy my arse

    Have you ever noticed how you can never find a reasonably priced frog item in may? I can tell you why. Its because Zoe has her birthday in may, and i always get her a frog item-like- thingy. It is because "retail therapy" doesnt like me.
    I cant walk into a clothes store (especially supre) without finding something i'd really love to get, that happens to be designed for people without my...ahem... comsiderable chest size. What always annoys me about mentioned store is that there is always a serving chick who is at least equal with myself, who is wearing the in- stock clothes with the usual flair and ease required of serving chicks. Do they order them in especially for her? Do they hire a tailor? Whatever they do, one day i'll find out and kill them for it. I do not take false hope lightly.
       For anyone who's interested, on- campus days still suck, but this time i had freindly people to write lymerics to under the drone. Also, i stayed with one of the ex-lads, and not my uncle. Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, much better!
      And even if your not interested, TOEJAM AND EARL ROCK!!! if any of you peoples out there have access to mega drive/ genesis games, and are able to play them, get the toejam and earl games. I have cheered up many an hour remaniscing as i listen to the funky background music and watch a little red dude with stalk eyes, three legs and a pimp chain wander around saying things like "rightious!"
      That will be all.